Grant

I'm a writer and video game designer who has been in the video game industry for two millennia, from The Wheel of Time to Super Hero Squad Online.

With lots of Sieges and Unreals and Commanders in between.

gkrgkr: @gracechien, I'm sorry. (@ Din Tai Fung Dumpling House w/ 4 others) http://t.co/9bpO4gJg
6 days ago
gkrgkr: @John_J_Ryan @shegeekshow I successfully talked my wife into couch co-op. She's never played Diablo before! It's going to go super great!
6 days ago
gkrgkr: @ForrestTheWoods Joshua Jackson ⇔ Fringe, James Van Der Beek ⇔ Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23. I've never seen Dawson's Creek either.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: Two of the most entertaining shows on TV are that entertaining in part because they feature one male lead each from Dawson's Creek. Huh.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: The fact that this artifact had no price tag fills me with sadness. http://t.co/VVFEN2KE
1 week ago
gkrgkr: @loveb_ug @ScienceIsMetal I guess I'd better keep my shoes on. I have foreseen a ride home in your future.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: @MrPope @taswell Of the ~80 developers I have in my contact list, only 2 of them are using AIM. Should I go ahead and pack up my things now?
1 week ago
gkrgkr: @ninjaharlot These should get you started, at least: http://t.co/8OPswsKN http://t.co/WDffynz8
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @smgrissom That'd be perfect if I wanted to hate myself more than I already do. I've pretty much got it covered without any apps! High five.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @smgrissom Thanks for the warning. Blocking them now.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Which one of these things is not... like the... I'll be right back. http://t.co/9QvvLamv
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: I would have used "whilst" in that last tweet, but I want to, you know, go to heaven when I die.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: I'm all about workplace dental hygiene, but it just CANNOT be worth brushing your teeth while someone is currently pooping five feet away.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Directly in my eyeline at the restaurant. The night is dark and full of terrors. http://t.co/QprA7ttv
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Sometimes I just long to hear those three little words. The most beautiful words in this, or any language: "Out For Delivery"
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @shegeekshow Depends on how many times you count 2D vs. 3D. I guess... two and a half times? I don't know how it works.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @Jkooza A few years back, some friends and I took a train to Arashiyama to see MONKEY MOUNTAIN (Iwatayama Monkey Park). Beautiful area, too.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Saw @cheapassjames and @kuraine while walking around Ballard today. Neither spotted me. Cloaking technology seems to be fully operational.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Glasses fell off my face and landed lenses down on the sidewalk. I now have one tiny scratch in the center of each lens. #glassesstigmata
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: And that was the day I learned that if you haven't been syncing apps through iTunes, you can't transfer them from one iPad to another.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @taswell I'm hurt that you would even use a conditional there.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: It's 4:20 on Cinco de Mayo. I am barricading myself in the house.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Holy crap. You can use the Chip Clip itself to grab the Dorito. Well, I know what I'm doing for the rest of the weekend.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Avengers, happy hour, saffron risotto, coffee & banana ice cream, rocket lowncher, Community. I've had worse Fridays.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @WillingBlam Still working on getting your fabulous wife's Avengers Black Widow work in there, too. But no matter what, we're all winners.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Democrats using Quasispace to go after Romney. Ad only viewable from the 17th-20th of each month. http://t.co/7j4UHNt9 http://t.co/HxYdCUVJ
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: RT @DamonLindelof: Me: "I may not be able to eat this large popcorn by myself, but you can be damn sure I'll avenge it." Concession Dude: "$7.50 please."
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @WillingBlam And in case you didn't know, only a few weeks until Avengers Hulk (voiced by you) shows up in @SHSOgame. It's a magical time.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @John_J_Ryan Us too! We should have a rumble. It'll be "East Side Story". Dibs on being the Jets.
2 weeks ago

The Proposal Story

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