Grant

I'm a writer and video game designer who has been in the video game industry for two millennia, from The Wheel of Time to Super Hero Squad Online.

With lots of Sieges and Unreals and Commanders in between.

gkrgkr: @kasavin Think there was anyone back in '84 who impatiently hammered on the space bar to skip the cutscenes? I know I didn't.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: Credit where it's due - the new (?) @AlaskaAir iOS app is really slick. LOVE the UI. http://t.co/oFATX2MQ
1 week ago
gkrgkr: @taswell @MattBodega We'll find out soon, when the inevitable "@nolan_north confirmed for lead role in Karateka" headlines start showing up.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: I don't negotiate with terrorists, @loveb_ug. http://t.co/KV2lMb2a
1 week ago
gkrgkr: Doing image searches for character reference. I can't even type in some of the phrases I need to use with a straight face.
1 week ago
gkrgkr: Trying to get into KoA: Reckoning, but the actors emphasizing the wrong words in sentences (twice in one conversation) is driving me crazy.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @loveb_ug You tell me - this sounds like the likeliest scenario: https://t.co/5mEUqKkd
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @loveb_ug Because if I say it out loud, it might happen. He's probably not going to stay with the Colts, though, no matter what. :(
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Funding for universally beloved celebrity developers heading mid-sized studios with lengthy, proven track records will never be the same!
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: RT @bootsnakegames: Containment: The Zombie Puzzler Lite is now in the app store! Full version on sale for $2.99 to celebrate! http://t.co/856lqU8P
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: My plan to slowly saturate the entire industry with my writing is proceeding nicely. http://t.co/9HU67b5Z
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Sweet, @Tweetbot is now available for iPad. It's not universal, so I'll have to buy it again, but I don't care. Take even more of my money!
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @Rick_Lesley @RoydenLepp Rick's the kind of person who skips all the dialog to get back to the action.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Soliciting ideas for how to pay back my wife for blasting "Return to Innocence" over the speakers while I was powerless in the shower.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: I'm sorry, @loveb_ug, but I'm divorcing you in order to have time to more effectively pursue red-haired, alternate universe Anna Torv.
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Never thought I'd say this, but I actually feel bad for Brady. His receivers let him down a little bit on that last drive. Nice job, Giants!
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Look, Tom Brady is making me upset, okay? I'm lashing out. // RT @loveb_ug: "More like Michelle UN-a-Trachtenberg." --@gkr
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Also, I think Adobe is colluding with Apple and Cooks to make my life as difficult as possible. WHAT IS THE FORMULA? http://t.co/3sFViRbc
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Remembering measuring conversions: helps if you do it to the tune of "No Church in the Wild". "Two cups to a piiint..."
2 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @stevesnoey + @NateSonOfSimp + @laceyleavitt + ... Fiona Apple? (@ Kona Kitchen w/ 4 others) http://t.co/wts7IdCE
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @Rick_Lesley Besides Super Hero Squad Online, I mean.
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @Rick_Lesley That's a bold statement. What are the other four games in your top five?
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: What's worse - next week's "Bush Pack 1" making me want to fire up Rock Band for the first time in many months, or me admitting it publicly?
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: I think that the blame for most of the ills in today's society can be squarely laid at the feet of THAT STUPID BRAVO ANNOUNCER. OH MY GOD.
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Mission: Impossible is on. Not sure what's more strange - Vanessa f'ing Redgrave as an arms dealer or Dale f'ing Dye as some random lackey.
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @VeroHime Dark Lady watch over... pretty much everything, it would appear.
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: Catching up on last week's Fringe. Sorry, production designers, but I'm not buying the Boston PD's font choice. http://t.co/9l78Rq2n
3 weeks ago
gkrgkr: @TheJasonRSmith Oh, you are. I've just had a lot more practice.
3 weeks ago

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